Then she'll ask for a lighter.
If you give her a lighter, she'll probably ask for incense.
But don't give her incense.
Or let her into bright light.
And especially don't feed her after midnight.
Wait, I'm getting my stories mixed up.
(extra awesome-points to whoever accurately guesses both stories!)
Auntie Kristy, thank you for the candles last Christmas. That and sweet pea perfume are the only things that make my room smell less mildew-y. (remember, the humidity is weird.) And you can't wear candles, but you can wear sweet-pea perfume. I like my sweet-pea perfume. I use it on myself. and you can't use candles on yourself. wow, what an image.
xDee (thankfulforcandles)
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