Ok, so my cousin Jeromie and my friend Kaylynn got married today, so I had barely three hours to so anything except get ready this morning. Then after the wedding, everyone went to the reception but me, since I was staying at my aunt's house for a couple hours to finsh packing my stuff and make a video of the wedding for the people who weren't there.
After the video was finished, I posted it to Youtube and my Facebook, then went to the reception and found out that I was the only sober person there and my stepdad was trying to make an iPod Touch work with his oversized and shaky fingers. I spread the word that the video was up, and then took over for dad.
I saw a lot of people I hadn't seen in a few years I saw Kelsey, Luke, and Kaylynn (of course). I also met a girl named Jackie.
But let me tell you right now, Luke is a CUTIE.
Even my mom thought so.
So Kelsey and I danced for a lot of the time, and then Luke dragged me away and started slow-dancing with me. It would be awkward if he wasn't my friend instead of just another hot guy. Which isn't to say he's not both, but whatever.
Anyway, but I was like the only one who wasn't drinking (except it was kinda debatable whether or not my cousin Nicole was), and Kelsey and Jackie were totally HAMMERED. Completely plastered. I was okay with it (i guess...) since they didn't try to push it on me, they know I'm SxE anyway.
So then Luke and Jackie decided to have a bang session, and they went to her car and did just that. I'm not joking. The car was rocking and everything. So me and some guy named Chris started talking about Kelsey. I'm not gonna lie, the girl's definitely got it. In a non-hetero way, too. I wish I could put a photo of her on here so I could show you, but the only photos I would have are on MySpace, and the school computers won't let me go on there. So maybe some other time. Anyway, she's a stunna HOTTIE. And me and Chris both agreed on that, and we were kind-of fighting over her. I've known her since last summer, when we were at Nicole's birthday party. We were the only single ones there, and she's bi-curious, so we were pretty much snuggling the whole time. We became pretty good friends, to say the least.
And today, we spent the whole day holding hands (actually, in a non-creepy way), hanging out with each other, and basically we were together the whole night. (I've got a maternal instinct when it comes to my friends, I kinda want to protect them, and since Kelsey was drunk, I had to hang onto her. It's a thing.)
Anyway, but my mom's a homophobe, and she knows that I'm bi and it's not going to change, but she still doesn't like it. So she told me and Kelsey that she didn't want to see us making out or anything. I ended up finding out that she has a boyfriend, so I gave up on trying to pursue her or whatever. Now that I think about it, tonight was my first time almost taking advantage of a drunk chick. hmm.
But eventually we had to start getting ready to leave, and... umm.... Jackie and Luke were STILL at it. It was like two hours later. can you believe that? Jackie told us she was a virgin before that all went down, but I'm not sure I entirely believe that now. So it took us forever to actually leave, and we did eventually, but not before Luke's sister decided to find out where Luke was, and saw those two boinkin' like bunnies. AAAAAND she told her dad. wow. Well, she's like 12, so i gotta admit that probably scarred her for life, but still....!!!! So luke's dad decided to find out if it was true, and I swear that is the most pressure I've EVER had on me. EVER. 'Cause of the five or six people who were there, he decided to ask me if it was true or not. Well, of course, I was the only verifiably sober one there, but STILL....!
You know how I have that maternal instinct thing? Well, it was telling me to keep them safe, but to also do the right thing.
OH, MY GOD.
I ended up telling him no, they weren't; that his sister was just trying to get him in trouble. I felt like crap but then eventually realized that yes, that was the right thinhg to do. I didn't really want to start a scene and have everyone get in trouble (including me), so I did the easy thing. Yeah, maybe it wasn't right, but whatever. So my parents got SUPER mad and wanted to know why I was so late getting back to my cousin's house, and I told them pretty much everything they needed to know (leaving out the secks part, in other words, 'cause they knew all the kids but me were drunk). And we were on our way home, and I was practically DYING of ... well, I was super scared that my parents were going to kill me.
And they didn't, 'cause I'm still alive, obviously.
xDee (ABSOLUTELYTOTALLYTIRED)
ps. New musics on my iPod! woo!
pps. Quote of the night:
Jackie: "How long were we in there?"
Me: "Like, two hours..?"
Jackie: "NOOOO... Wooow."
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