I'm not gonna say this was the funniest thing ever... 5/12/09

But it was pretty close.

So Luke (stupidstupideverytimehetalksiwanttochokehim) was being typical L(ssethtiwtch), and I just told him, "every time you talk, a baby dies. Think of the poor babies."

And- not exaggerating- two minutes later, he said, "Well, every time you talk an animal dies."

So I shot back, "Okay, I talk less than you," and then mumble not-exactly-inaudibly, "It's hard not to."

And steve cracks up.

It was priceless.
xDee (ownage)

ps. Someone should tell him you can't make a comeback after three seconds, let alone two minutes.